Thursday, February 22, 2007

Following Background Check And Five Day Waiting Period, Epitaph Signs Cadence Weapon



Canada's Cadence Weapon, featuring former PitchforkMedia writer Rollie Pemberton, has signed on with Epitaph "for releasing my records in the states. First album comes out march 13 and the next one later this year" Get excited, this dude is, as they say in the biz, super-dope. Those of you lucky enough to be attending SXSW in Austin should be sure to attend his show on Thursday, March 15. According to Rollie, he also may be playing "other cooler ones that ain't confirmed yet." In other words, keep those peepers peeped.

Cadence Weapon has also released a video for the track "Sharks" from his latest, Cadence Weapon Is The Black Hand,
"produced by Spy Films and co-directed by stars Chris Grismer (Arcade Fire, Death From Above, Metric) and Duane Crichton (Jelleestone, In Essence, Pocket Dwellers), which was added this week into “UNCHARTED: BUZZIEST VIDEO” at Muchmusic, “BUZZCLIP” at Musiqueplus and heavy rotation at MuchVibe, with the single heading to radio airwaves following shortly hereafter." All that being said, it's also one of the best videos we've seen in a dawg's age. Bet you'd like to see it. You know MonsterBlood's got you covered!



Oh, by the way, here are some tracks for ya:

Cadence Weapon - Sharks

Cadence Weapon - Falco Met Starfoxt

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Wilco Reveals Sky Blue Sky Track List, Still Disappointed They Didn't Win Crayola Name-A-Color Scholarship



'Macaroni 'n' Cheese' is a better color anyway. Sky Blue Sky, Wilco's latest, will be released May 15th on NoneSuch, and the track list is no longer a mystery. Feel free to click on any of the song titles with lines underneath them to download a live version.

I. Am Trying. To List Your Tracks:

01 Either Way
02 You Are My Face
03 Impossible Germany
04 Sky Blue Sky
05 Side With the Seeds
06 Shake It Off
07 Please Be Patient With Me
08 Hate It Here
09 Leave Me (Like You Found Me)
10 Walken
11 What Light
12 On and On and On


Oh, Wilco Wilgo on tour, and here's the proof!

04-16 Brisbane, Australia - Tivoli
04-18 Melbourne, Australia - Palais Theatre
04-21 Sydney, Australia - Enmore Theatre
06-14-17 Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo

Monday, February 19, 2007

Arcade Fire Send Covert Messages Through Setlists, Overt Messages Through Bodily Fluids



Well, at least the front row won’t be going "without water”! More to the point, apparently those kooky Arcade Fire kiddos have been sprinkling bits and pieces of a tale re: Joseph Simpson, his daughter, and what or may not be aliens into the set lists of their current tour. "But how do they do that?", you might ask. Well, rather than calling “Antichrist Television Blues” by it’s given name, (“Antichrist Television Blues”) it has been announced incognito under the following monikers:

“Joseph Simpson knelt down in a grove and a dream came to him”

“He saw his daughter standing on a stage in a black room”

“When suddenly the brightest spotlight he had ever seen was turned on her”


*SPOILER ALERT*


"The room was faded with the light reflected from her white dress"


OooOOOooo000, creepy! Please do inform MonsterBlood of any developments in this yarn-a-spinnin', because we're all caught up. Also, Joseph's daughter is totally gonna hook up with the aliens, you heard it here first!

500 tickets for the Chinese finger trap:

03-05 Dublin, Ireland - Olympia
03-06 Dublin, Ireland - Olympia
03-08 Manchester, England - Apollo
03-09 Manchester, England - Apollo
03-11 Glasgow, Scotland - Barrowlands
03-12 Glasgow, Scotland - Barrowlands
03-14 London, England - Brixton Academy
03-15 London, England - Brixton Academy
03-16 London, England - Brixton Academy
03-17 London, England - Brixton Academy
03-19 Paris, France - Olympia
03-20 Paris, France - Olympia
03-23 Stockholm, Sweden - Circus
03-24 Oslo, Norway - Centrum Scene
03-25 Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
03-27 Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
03-28 Munich, Germany - Elserhalle
03-31 Lyon, France - Transbordeur
04-01 Cologne, Germany - E-Live Music Hall
04-02 Utrecht, Netherlands - Vredenburg
04-04 Brussels, Belgium - Halles de Schaerbeek
04-05 Lille, France - L'Aeronef
04-28 Indio, CA - Empire Polo Field (Coachella)
06-22-24 Pilton, England - Glastonbury

Friday, February 16, 2007

MonsterTracks: Modest Mouse - We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank


To be released March 20th by Epic, featuring Johnny Marr of the Smiths with songwriting and guitar-strumming credits, recorded in Oxford, Mississippi at Sweet Tea Recording Studio with producer Dennis Herring, anticipated by everyone including your mom, (who, believe us, is dropping the phrase "Float On" into casual conversation as we speak to win coolmama points(unless she's dead or something, in which case, sorry. But she's still probably doing it)) the latest from Modest Mouse, We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank, has floated up onto the shores of The Internet, and MonsterBlood is welcoming it with open arms and a jangly ol' fruitbasket. Here are some more commas for you, in case you haven't had your fill: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Blame it on the tracklist:

01 “March Into the Sea"
02 "Dashboard"
03 "Fire It Up"
04 "Florida"
05 "Parting of the Sensory"
06 "Missed the Boat"
07 "We've Got Everything"
08 "Fly Trapped in a Jar"
09 "Education"
10 "Little Motel"
11 "Steam Engenius
12 "Spitting Venom"
13 "People As Places As People"
14 "Invisible"

Chris Cornell Emancipates Self From AudioSlavery



Former Soundgarden frontman and respectable guy Chris Cornell has extricated himself from the tangled web of Audioslave, a band composed of 3 parts Rage Against The Machine, 1 part Cornell and an incalculably large amount of suckiness. He cites "irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences". MonsterBlood chooses to assume that those "musical differences" he mentioned are the differences between the music they were making and anything anyone would ever want to hear. In related (not quite) news, (because you already know it) RATM, complete with Zach De La Rocha (taking a generous break from his "boooooo!"ming solo career) is still set to perform a one-off headlining reunion at the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Living With The Living



Ted Leo & The Pharmacists are set to release Living With the Living, their first album on new home Touch & Go, on March 20th. The first pressing will include a bonus disc complete with a cover of "Rappaport's Testament: I Never Gave Up" by Chumbawumba along with some tracks Ted recorded in December 2006 at Wild Frontier Studios in Brooklyn, which is in New York. Itchin' for your fix? MonsterBlood's got your bogus prescription right here:

01 Fourth World War
02 The Sons of Cain
03 Army Bound
04 Who Do You Love?
05 Colleen
06 A Bottle of Buckie
07 Bomb.Repeat.Bomb
08 La Costa Brava
09 Annunciation Day/Born on Christmas Day
10 The Unwanted Things
11 The Lost Brigade
12 The World Stops Turning
13 Some Beginner's Mind
14 The Toro and the Toreador
15 C.I.A.

Bonus Disc:

01 Nothing Much to Say
02 Old Souls Know
03 Living With the Living
04 Already Too Late?
05 Rappaport's Testament: I Never Gave Up


Like what you hear? You can hear it even louder while surrounded by people on the following dates at the following places:

03-02 San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall (Noise Pop)
03-28 Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts
03-29 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
03-30 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
03-31 Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
04-01 Orlando, FL - Social
04-02 Miami, FL - Studio A
04-04 Baton Rouge, LA - Chelsea's Cafe
04-05 Houston, TX - Numbers
04-06 Dallas, TX - Gypsy Ballroom
04-07 Austin, TX - La Zona Rosa
04-09 Tempe, AZ - Clubhouse
04-10 San Diego, CA - Epicentre
04-13 Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
04-16 Portland, OR - Hawthorne Theatre
04-17 Seattle, WA - Showbox Showroom
04-18 Vancouver, British Columbia - Richard's on Richards
04-20 Boise, ID - Venue
04-21 Salt Lake City, UT - Club Sound at In the Venue
04-22 Englewood, CO - Gothic Theatre
04-23 Lawrence, KS - Bottleneck
04-25 Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
04-26 Madison, WI - Club 770
04-27 Iowa City, IA - Picador
04-28 Chicago, IL - Metro
04-30 Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
05-02 Toronto, Ontario - Mod Club
05-03 Montreal, Quebec - La Sala Rossa
05-04 Boston, MA - Avalon
05-05 New York, NY - Webster Hall

Robbie Williams' Ego Has Landed in Rehab



Happy 33rd Birthday to Robbie Williams from MonsterBlood! We were going to get you a bunch of pills, but it turns out keeping the receipt would have been a good idea, and not just for tax purposes. Here's what Robbie's press rep and birthday buddy came up with for a toast-

"Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment center in America for his dependency on prescription drugs. There will be no further comment on this matter."
And you smell like one, too. Cheers!

Dungen - Tio Bitar



That's right, folks, set your bookmarks, MonsterBlood is getting into the mp3 blog business, and what better way to begin than with Dungen's latest, Tio Bitar (which translates as 10 Pieces in jolly ol' English)? You can grab 2 of those pieces right here, which means you'll have to buy the other 8, but hey; if it's easy it ain't a puzzle, right?

Click 'em or stick 'em:

01 Intro
02 Familj
03 Gör Det Nu
04 Caroline
05 Du Ska Inte Tro Att Det Ordnar Sig
06 Mon Amour
07 Så Blev Det Bestämt
08 Ett Skäl Att Trivas
09 Svart Är Himlen
10 En Gång I År Kom Det En Tår

Monday, February 12, 2007

Matt & Kim Announce Tour Dates, The Ampersand is Paying It's Own Way



Get excited, budding Mendels of the indie pop world; this February and March, a whole bunch of X chromosomes will hit the road with one Y. Why? Because they like you. & you.

IHEARTDATEZ:

02-14 Chicago, IL - Subterranean *
02-16 Baltimore, MD - Sonar
02-17 Haverford, PA - Lunt Basement
02-22 Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
02-23 Poughkeepsie, NY - Vassar College
02-24 New York, NY - Rodrigues Coffee House (Fordham University)
02-28 Los Angeles, CA - UCLA
03-01 San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill #
03-02 Seattle, WA - Chop Suey
03-03 Seattle, WA - Vera Project
03-09 New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom ^
03-10 Washington, DC - Rock and Roll Hotel
03-12 Little Rock, AR - The Treehouse
03-15 Austin, TX - Beauty Bar (iheartcomix SXSW showcase)
03-30 Swarthmore, PA - Olde Club (Swarthmore College)
03-31 Princeton, NJ - Terrace Club (Princeton University) $

* with Flosstradamus
# with Erase Errata, No Age
^ with Professor Murder, Dynamite Arrows
$ with Girl Talk

Monday, February 05, 2007

Arctic Monkeys Set Release Date For New Album, NME Staff Messes Collective Knickers


From MonsterBlood's UK offices:

Cor! We're chuffed to relay the gen that the bloomin' Arctic Monkeys have done anything but a bodge job of naming their new album titled Favourite Worst Nightmare and, Bob's your uncle, we're more than happy to help them flog it. Any road, it's out April 23rd (so long as all is tickety-boo), preceded by the April 16th street date of "Brianstorm", the first single from the record.

Have a butcher's at the tracklist:

01. Brianstorm
02. Teddy Picker
03. D is for Dangerous
04. Balaclava
05. Fluorescent Adolescent
06. Only Ones Who Know
07. Do Me a Favour
08. This House Is a Circus
09. If You Were There, Beware
10. The Bad Thing
11. Old Yellow Bricks
12. 505

Mouse Overcome Modesty, Reveal New Album Art

Still to be released March 20th by Epic

01 “March Into the Sea"
02 "Dashboard"
03 "Fire It Up"
04 "Florida"
05 "Parting of the Sensory"
06 "Missed the Boat"
07 "We've Got Everything"
08 "Fly Trapped in a Jar"
09 "Education"
10 "Little Motel"
11 "Steam Engenius
12 "Spitting Venom"
13 "People As Places As People"
14 "Invisible"

Fun fact: The ASIN, or Amazon Standard Identification Number, for this particular release?
B000MRA4WK.

Rick Rubin: I've Held 99 Industry Positions, But Executive Ain't One...Yet


Rick Rubin is in the process of "weighing an offer to become co-chairman of Columbia Records," according to a New York Times story. Rubin, co-founder of Def Jam, hitmaker/career-reviver with American (through Colombia), and all-around unfuckwithable dude, would be running the label, signing artists and working on marketing alongside Steve Barnett at Columbia in his first ever executive po$ition. You crazy for this one, Rick.

Grab Yer Shades - It's Time to Read The Neon Bible!


The Arcade Fire have made the lyrics to their upcoming album Neon Bible available on the website dedicated to said album. It's a perfect companion piece to the audio version, also available for free on... well, a whole buncha places.

White Stripes, Black Ink, GreenBacks


In light of recent success with his acting career as well as the Raconteurs along with the demise of V2, there has been speculation on The Internet(long well-known for it's e-truth) that Jack White isn't exactly in a hurry to record with Meg as The White Stripes anytime in the near or even distant future. Now come rumblings that the candystripers are close to a one-record deal with Warner Brothers which would garner them a 3-4 million dollar guarantee (holla).

Friday, February 02, 2007

Kings of Leon Make Song From New Album Available on MySpace!

Iggy Pop: If It's Not Too Much To Ask, I'd Also Like to Be Your Dawg


A special edition re-release single of The Stooges classic "I Wanna Be Your Dog", available on March 26th, will feature 6 live renditions, including what UnCut calls "a fantastic rapping attempt by Iggy Pop". The release also includes a solo acoustic performance from the Barcelona TV show Sputnik (call your local cable operator) from 1993 alongside versions from 1977, 2000 and 2004. This promises to get your hopes up before having them crushed like so many shards of glass on a stage and then used as weapons of laceration on the metaphorical chest of Iggy's legacy when the first new Stooges album since '73 drops in March. Enjoy the honeymoon.

CocoRosie Announce Album Release Date, Argue Amongst Selves Which One Is Dating Devendra Banhart


The IndieFolkTronic duo CocoRosie have released details of their upcoming LP, The Adventures Of Ghosthorse & Stillborn, to be available April 10th on Touch & Go. Here's what the press release has to say about it:

"Birthed through an intricate process of prank phone calls and clairvoyant documentation, The Adventures of Ghosthorse & Stillborn follows CocoRosie and their crew of miscreants through the Mechanical Forest of Feelings. This album is a departure from the obscured blur of stained glass rêve to a more self-exploitive memoir. Parts are dreamy and parts are savage, but, as with an opera where death represents a secret heaven, the whole record feels like a black diamond in the snow."

Wow, "a black diamond in the snow"! Things sound so great when described in the artful form of press release. As any skiers reading this are sure to know, black diamonds can be mega-treacherous, so listen cautiously to the following tracklist, the order of which we cannot confirm as the titles are not prefaced by numbers:

Rainbowarriors
Promise
Bloody Twins
Japan
Sunshine
Black Poppies
Werewolf
Animals
Houses
Raphael
Girl And The Geese
Miracle

Thursday, February 01, 2007

UPDATE! Courtney Love Neither Replacing Paula Nor Qualified for Secretarial Work

via Gawker:

"i woul dnever ever do that, ive never watche dthat show except once with my daughter i went to the final night, I couldnt even get ON that show nor would i wantt o and no offense to anyone who has been on that show and wantsto be on that show- i have no interest at this point in my life, im interested in putting this record out- doing films and doiung rock shows this summer and being on the road, and thats what i shall do. US misrepresented and misquoted me and nothing i said was ever meant for any publication. I didnt kn ow it wa sgoing to be a big deal but then again ive been very busy and id ont exactly pay attention to pop culture and id ont read tabloids and idont have a google alert i find lofe fAr easier without those things"

New Rumor: Courtney ghostwrites Thom Yorke's blog