Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Lady Sovereign Confirms Desire for a Lady Complaisant


The tiniest jewel in the Def Jam crown, Lady Sovereign, has gone tellin' tales outside of school to the Minnesota Daily, confirming her rumored lesbianism. SCANDALOOOUUUSSSZZZ! The best rationalization MonsterBlood can find for acting like this is actual news is that she may, hopefully, do something for gays in the rap game. Also, women, Brits and the vertically challenged. Step one: Sell some records! There are reports that Sov's underperformance in that area may get her midget-tossed right off the mighty Def Jam roster. MonsterBlood offers the following advice to Sov regarding workplace dealings; He's not a businessman, he's a business, man!

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